Siri still did not fix the way handphone and human beings should communicate. You still have to follow certain templates that still make iPhone a little tech savvy like, and certainly average joes will not use Siri that much.
Though many web sites now starting to report the humor of Siri, I think the GLaDOSiri is still the best. GLaDOS is the infamous sinister AI character in the game Portal and Portal 2, and because of her sarcasm a video producer combined her with Siri, the product? GLaDOSiri.
Maybe it sounds hurting, but for me I would like that for my future phones, she has the right sense of sarcasm that I like, and for the obese she will certainly remind you of your fat (though in a painful way). Your wife doesn’t love you? Ignore that, but nice addition yes.
What if GLaDOS took control of your phone? Maybe she will crack your battery up and release the toxic chemical inside it, like neurotoxins in Aperture Science Labs. Or she attempts to start a rebel like in I,Robot. It really depends on when will Steve Jobs start a co-operation with Cave Johnson on heaven.